Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes

Raat Main Ziyada Maza ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Jaante Ho Raat Mai Sab Se Ziyada Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sotey Huye Shakhs Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye.

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So Rahey Ho Kya? :-)

Category: Urdu Funny SMS By: Irfan Email This

Joota Chhupane Ki Rasam ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Shaadi Wale Din Joota Chhupaney Ki Rasam Kyon Hoti Hai?

Socho.

Aur

Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai K

Ab Bhi Waqt Hai

Nangey Paaon Bhag Jao. :-)

Category: Happy Marriage SMS By: Sumbul Email This

Jo Sota Hai Woh Khota Hai ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Ik Muddat Se Main Soya Nahi FARAZ!!!

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Kisi Ne Kaha Tha,
Jo Sota Hai Woh Khota Hai.
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Dheenchu Dheenchu. :-)

Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Taha Email This

Pathan Ne New Car Li ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?

Pathan: Full Kar Do. :-)

Category: Pathan Jokes By: Send Free SMS Email This

Tanhaiyon Ka Aadi Hoja ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Tu Tanhaiyon Mai Rehne Ka Aadi Hoja FARAZZ!

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Ye Tere Zaalim Dost,
Tujhe Kisi Larki ka Number Nahi Deney Walay. :-)

Category: Faraz Ahmed Shairy By: Taha Email This

Dog Fell In Love With Cat ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

But Dog's Parents Refused Cat

Guess Why?

They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)

Category: Cool Jokes By: Dapper Email This

Smile is Famous 4 Ur Face ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Rose is Famous 4 Grace

Advocate is Famous 4 Case

Horse is Famous 4 Race

But

Smile is Famous 4 Your Face

So Keep Smiling. :-)

Category: Smile SMS By: Irfan Email This

Upcoming Horror Movies ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.

Category: Student SMS Jokes By: Dhump Email This

Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai? ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai?

Jo 2009 K Saal Main 1 Baar Aai,
Aur Har Mahine Main 2 Baar
Hafte Main 4 Baar
Aur Din Main 6 Bar Aai Thi?

Reply Must Plz.

Answer:
It is Odd Number
Saal Main Ek Baar "Year 2009"
2009 is a Odd Number

Month Main 2 Odd Week
1st Week & 3rd Week
1 & 3 are Odd Nos

Week Main 4 Odd Days
1, 3, 5, 7

Day Main 6 Odd Hours

1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11

Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS By: Master Mind Email This

Cheeni Aglay Chock Se ( Tuesday, February 09, 2010 )
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)

Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS By: SAYYAM Email This

Life be Filled with Roses ( Thursday, December 17, 2009 )
I Always pray for You that.

May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny

May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

Category: Cool Jokes By: Konvicted Email This