Urdu, Hindi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes
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Leadership Matters ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,
The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.
But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,
All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.
Leadership Matters...
A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Jub Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Sakta Hai.
Peshawar Mai Ek Din Pehley Chand Nazar Aa Sakta Hai.
Pakistan Ireland Se Haar Sakta Hai.
Pappu Pass ho Sakta Hai.
To Phir Mai Aaj Eid Wish Kyo Nahi Kar Sakta?
Mai Eid Wish Karonga Koi Rok Sakta Hai To Rok Le
EID MUBARAK.
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
By: SAYYAM
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Trust Everyone Till End ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
If You Trust Someone,
Trust Till End;
Whatever The Result May Be.
In The End
Either You'll have a Very Good Friend.
Or
A Very Good Lesson.
Category: Motivational Quotes
By: Wasiq Ansari
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Life is Like a Radio ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Life is Not an MP3 Player.
To Listen Your Favorite Songs.
Its a Radio.
You Must
Adjust
Yourself to Enjoy.
Whatever comes in it.
Category: Motivational Quotes
By: Master Mind
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DOSTI Main 5 Cheezen ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
DOSTI Main 5 Cheezen Sath Hoti Hain.
1. Dua aur Dil.
2. Wada aur Wafa.
3. Sachai aur Sath.
4. Tahaffuz aur Tasalli.
5. Yaad Aur Yaqeen.
Category: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Ariese Ansari
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JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha.
Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen.
To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur Kehne Laga.
Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.
Category: Pathan Jokes
By: Dapper
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2010 Ki Mushkil Paheli ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
2010 Ka Aisa Sawal Jo Aapko Raat Ko Sonay Nahi Dega.
Aik Shakhs Ne Apny Naukar Se Poocha K
Ghari Main Time Kya Hua Hai?
Naukar Ne Kaha:
Sui Sui K Ooper Hai.
Jitnay Bajne Waly Hain,
Utne Bajnay Main Utnay He Minutes Hain.
Batao Us Waqt Time Kya Ho Raha Tha.
Challenge For You and All Your Friends.
Answer: 9:50
Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS
By: Wasiq Ansari
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Meri Hasti Bhi Teri Mohtaaj ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Meri Hasti Bhi Jaise Teri,
Mohtaaj Ban Gai Ho Mohsin.
Raat Tujhe Yaad Kar K Sona.
Subah Teri Yaad K Sung Uthna.
Category: Good Morning SMS
By: Dhump
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Great Motivational Phrase ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Great Motivational Phrase:
I know I'm Something,
Because Go doesn't Create Garbage.
Words written on the Entrance of
An American University.
Category: Motivational Quotes
By: Master Mind
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Untitled Message ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
1. Qaid Mazar
2. Badshahi Masjid
3. Minar-e-Pakistan
4. Geo Channel
5. Killa Kehna Kasim (Multan)
6. Faisal Mosque
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7. Zardari
He He He He. :-)
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
By: Dapper
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Pareshanian Mera Muqaddar ( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Ye Udasiyan, Ye Pareshanian Mera Muqaddar Hain
Dekho Tum Yuon Na Pareshan Hoa Karoo.
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: Sumbul
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Life be Filled with Roses ( Thursday, December 17, 2009 )
I Always pray for You that.
May your life Be Bright & Sunny.
& your partner be Fat & Funny
May your life be filled with Roses
&
U have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.
Category: Cool Jokes
By: Konvicted
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